Monday, June 11, 2007

Shaun Rogers, DET DT being investigated

The fantasy relevance of Detroit DT Shaun Rogers being investigated for groping a stripper is minimal - even if he is one of the team's better players. Who was really counting on the Detroit defense to win them a championship, anyway?

What strikes me is 1) it happened at 1:15 a.m. and 2) it was a strip club.

NFL players should have a curfew and be banned from strip clubs. I don't have a rundown of just how many NFL players get in trouble after midnight or at a strip club, or both, but it seems to me to be a lot.

Pacman's posse shot up a strip joint at 5 a.m., resulting in a paralyzed security guard. (What were those silly strippers doing picking up Jones' money anyway? It's not like they work for tips. Oh, they do? What was Pacman doing throwing $81,000 in singles around a strip club if he wanted to keep it?)

Athlete + strip club + after midnight = trouble.

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